Sheep Eat Peanut Butter

Why is my grandma licking the lizard tail that is married to my dogs deodorant stick wife's butt?

My hair dryer and toilet got married under the python's Monty.

Pickles like to dress in potato when they go salsa dancing.

My pet sheep was eating the mercury that was pouring out of my armpit.

My funny bone was Inch worming its way to the toilet.

My chiwawa named Pancho rode his George Lopez to the fair.

holly buffalo my dogs butt is expanding!!

Holly hole in the doughnut bat man! 

My tonsil jumped on the trainline train just to go to the donkey mall which as every one knows is in kentucky

My gas mask which smelled of spray paint, knocked me out then they punched me in the kidney.

DOG BUBBLE! 

MORE FUNNY STUFF COMING SOON!!!

Say some thing funny and I will add it to the page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE HECK?!?! MY CAT ATE MY DOG THAT ATE MY MOM THAT WAS A RAT AND- IM SORRY GAMMA! HERES THE PATATO SALED THAT I STOLE 26 YEARS AGO EVEN THO IM OWY 6!!!!!!! Actually, I'm Elvis Presley! Thank ya, thank ya very much.

rat went to the wall to get banana peel.